20 reasons why you should date a swimmer: 

1. We are always wet and ready to go fast

2. We are always nearly naked

3. No matter how tired we get we can always keep going

4. Good on our stomach or on our back

5. We prefer latex on our head

6. We dive right in and get started

7. We always put in a hard thrust at the very end

8. We like the pull boy between our legs

9. We can stroke it in 4 different ways

10. Eye protection is sometimes necessary

11. Butterfly...hump it hump it

12. We have been trained well... lots of training to get this good

13. We have excellent endurance and stamina

14. Strong forearms for well ya know

15. 6am-6pm we are ready anytime

16. We can perform well anywhere

17. We don't mind it when it gets a little rough

18. We are ready to go on command

19. Corkscrews our favorite drill

20. We go back and forth